UNDENIABLE Evidence: Jelly Spheres In The Desert!

UNDENIABLE Evidence: Jelly Spheres In The Desert!

Grab your tinfoil hats! Grab your iPhone 5 chargers because of course they had to change them so now whenever you go over a friend’s house and your phone dies you have to be like, “Does anyone have a charger” and then sheepishly add, “for an iPhone 5?” and then no one has one anyway! Grab your long underwear and a few pairs of your short underwear, because who knows what the temperature will be wherever we end up! Grab your favorite book and your favorite record and then throw that shit in the garbage, we don’t have room for it, and GTFO BECAUSE JELLY PODS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED IN THE DESERT!!!!! From Yahoo News:

“We were taking photos around the area and we just…. I mean, how could you miss this?” said Geradine Vargas, who found the marble-like spheres while walking with her husband. “It was just like glittering in the sun. It’s just one of those things that you’ve never seen before.”

Could they be Orbeez, or perhaps those jelly Deco Beads you put in with your flowers? Possibly, but why would someone drive all the way out into the desert to dump them there? Apparently, it could be some kind of fungal growth, however that’s the weirdest fungus I’ve ever seen.

Possibly, but why check when Occam’s razor suggests that ALLLIEEEEEENNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Will we ever find out what these mysterious pods are? Will we investigate any further than just taking the word of this lady’s friend and then a botanist who didn’t even see the pods himself? Will we ask someone at Lowes if he or she knows in what aisle we find the things we put in with the plants that water them while you’re on vacation, and see if this is them? Will we ask our child if maybe it is Orbeez? Hopefully the world will find out before it is too late. (Via UniqueDaily.)

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