The First Official Barbie Cafe Has Opened, FUCKING FINALLY

By Kelly Conaboy / January 31, 2013

You know, you try to get through you day — you only snooze your alarm once in the morning, you take a pleasant walk, drink a coffee, respond to a few emails. You try to stay calm, keep your head on your shoulders, do your yoga breathing, remember how nothing seems as bad later as it does in the moment. And then you run across an article that informs you that THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN OFFICIAL MATTEL-OWNED BARBIE CAFE ON THIS PLANET UNTIL YESTERDAY, JANUARY 30TH? Are you kiiiiiddiiiing meeeeeeeeee? WHERE HAVE ALL THE BARBIES BEEN EATING?! Ha-ha. Just kidding. I obviously know that dolls don’t need to eat in brand-specific cafes and can in fact eat anywhere they want, and they do it when you turn your head but they’re not super fast so sometimes if you turn your head back really quickly you can catch them moving a little. Anyway, this is obviously big news for all women, all children, all men, all humans, all dolls, and anyone who currently lives in or is going to visit Taipei, because that is where it exists. If you can choke down your anger, disappointment, and frustration that are currently stemming from the fact that you’ve realized there is truly nothing in this world you can count on, plz check out the video of this pink wonderland:


DID YOU SAY TEN DOLLARS OR TEN DOLL HAIRS? Hahahaha. Ahh. Nailed it. Also this cafe looks beautiful and stupid and ridiculous and I would love to go there and I don’t understand why one of these doesn’t exist in New York City. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS. (Via OddityCentral.)