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The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

By Kelly Conaboy / January 30, 2013 - 2:45 pm

I hate to open this week’s Petting Zoo on a bad note. As you know, the reason we come to Petting Zoo every week is to escape life’s bad notes, and I apologize for taking that away from us for now, but you have to understand that sometimes life gets in the way. Today the person who has stepped in the way of our Petting Zoo happiness is a puppy burgalor who has stolen a few puppies from a Las Vegas kennel of some sort, I don’t know what it is, it’s named Prince and Princess Puppies & Boutique so your guess is as good as mine, including THE PUPPY OF CRISS ANGEL. Noooo! MINDSAD! MINDSAD! (Rather than Mindfreak.) If you have any information about the puppy burglary, that must be because you are the burgalor or an accomplice and you should take yourself to jail immediately. Everyone else: Please just hope that Criss Angel’s puppy is returned, and that the puppy is not too traumatized by being stolen OR by being the puppy of Criss Angel. Poor little sweeties! Poor little sweetie Criss Angel! Anyway, not that that little bit of sad news we HAD to cover is out of the way, let’s get to these VIDEEEOOOOOOOOS!

10. Lizard On Lizard

9. Cat Knocks Down Water Bottles

8. Sweet Baby Rhino

7. “Beatboxing Goat”

6. Disciplined Pugs

5. Kitten Meets Hedgehog

4. Scottie Pinwheel

3. Rescued Fox Becomes Friends With Dogs At Animal Shelter

2. Sweet Little Train Passenger

1. Arctic Monkey

Man, this was a tough week! Normally figuring out where videos go on the list is fairly easy, but today I don’t know! I feel like this list could have been arranged in a completely different way and still have made sense! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF OUR WINNERS! (Not to take away from our number one. You are still number one in my heart, for now.) Thank you for bringing joy into our lives, and thank you for being such dumb-dumbs.

[EDIT: IN A LAST MINUTE UPSET, THE MONKEY HAS TAKEN FIRST PLACE! YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN IN #THEZOO!]