Clawz: Finally, A Way For Maniacs To Cut Hair

By Kelly Conaboy / January 28, 2013

Let me paint a scene for you: You wake up, look in the mirror, and notice your hair has gotten a little long and has started to look a bit unkempt, no matter how you style it. “I guess it’s time for a haircut,” you think. “But UGH, a haircut? On my day off?” (In this scene, it is your day off.) “Haircuts are so boring. Ugh, I hate them so much, I’m so mad that I have to get one. I wish there were some way to make it exciting! Some way to make it a bit more dangerous and unpredictable — something to get my heart racing and make me feel like I’m really getting my money’s worth. Maybe, and I haven’t really thought all of this through yet, so, like, don’t hold me to any of this, I’m kind of just saying whatever comes to mind,” you think to yourself, still staring into the mirror, “Maybe the hairdresser has some sort of Wolverine-type claw with blades at the end of each finger? And he just kind of moves the claw very, very quickly through your hair, like a god damn maniac who had no idea that he is actually near a human’s head and maybe thinks he is in a cartoon. And also the maniac is blindfolded? I think that would be a lot of fun and would make me actually WANT to get a haircut, unlike the way it is now, where a hairdresser just cuts your hair and it is so fucking boring.” Sound familiar? Well, YOU’RE IN LUCK!


He has already sold 30,000 of these babies, so please ask your local hairdresser if they’ve purchased one yet before making your next appointment. “Do you have Clawz yet?” “What?” “Clawz, the glove with razors on it, for hair cutting?” “What?” “CLAWZ.” (Via OddityCentral.)