They can’t all be energy drink reviews. Sometimes they have to be pizza reviews. Such is the stuff of life. A+++ would do pizza with reviews again.
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID PIZZA REVIEW NOT PIZZA AND CHEESYBREAD REVIEW I WAS NOT GODDAMNED PREPARED FUUUUUUUUUU
He’s no Leonard. Now that’s a community college student who knows how to review pizza.
I just love that he is classed up in a suit to review Domino’s pizza. This guy: the pizza critic we deserve, not the one we need.
Wait — so did he get the part in Lil Death of a Salesman or not???????
much like this week, this video is way too long.
well now I know how to waste the last 2 hours of work: watch this kid’s reviews
This kid has such an odd manner of speaking. Is he a time-traveler from the 1930s?
Napkins, young man! Or you’re going to get pizza grease all over your dad’s suit!
Glistening grease?!? I’m sold!
The breadsticks “have a good bake on them.”
Well there you have it, folks! This kid’s a true foodie.
I used to work with a guy who had glistening grease on his face, but nobody called him tasty.
Addendum to my above comment (I hit the comment button too soon): This guy said his whole body was greasy like that. His wife’s euphamism for having sex with hiim was “getting slimed.”
I wish Mans was still here. He would have something really profound and heartfelt and amazing to say about this.
He’s a pretty good Topher Grace impersonator. Good, not great.
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