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How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

By Kelly Conaboy / January 16, 2013 - 5:45 pm

Hey guys! How was everyone’s day today? How is the weather in your area? Messed up, or back to normal, or was it always pretty much normal? I’ll tell you how the weather is around where I live: BACK TO NORMAL, BASICALLY! No more living like kings and queens with our 55 degrees and rainy weather like we were for the past week or so, now we once again have to live like the peasants we are with 30 degrees and rainy weather. Weather weather weather. Is there anything more interesting to talk about? I say no, but I have a feeling if Leonardo DiCaprio were here writing this blog with me he’d say, “Actually,” and I’d say, “You stop right there, Leonardo DiCaprio. If you’re going to say taking a boy’s vacation with Robert Pattinson or whoever to sooth your broken hearts with 40 hot young models is more interesting to talk about then weather I guess I’d have to say you’re right, but I don’t think that’s something we can all relate to, and furthermore–” and he’d cut me off and be like, “Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, that’s not what I was going to say! I was just going to say that it seems like I’m trying to quit smoking, apparently, or it at least seems like there have been some pictures taken of me on the set of The Wolf of Wall Street using an eCigarette, just like Stephen Dorff. Am I quitting smoking? Was I just telling a Stephen Dorff joke? Who knows! But if I am trying to quit smoking and am doing it with this normal weirdo device, I think that would be something more interesting to talk about than the weather.” And I’d just sit back and be like, “Are you serious? You think just because you’re a celebrity anyone’s going to care about the method you’re using to quit smoking? Give me a break.” I would feel bad, though, because I do support his efforts to quit. So anyway, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?