#2013 (Via LaughingSquid.)
Great, just wait for babies to start falling off those things then everyone is going to have to have their Roomba recalled.
that baby is like “fun, but it’d be better on shrooms”
Baby on a Roomba. I know, I know. It’s serious
Parents will go to great lengths to brainwash their children into thinking that cleaning is fun.
Is it wrong that I want to father children specifically to do this? (I think I know the answer, but I don’t care)
The Roomba is like the gateway drug. Before long we’ll see that kid on a trampoline.
I cannot put my finger on it, but this video made me feel very uncomfortable. Maybe because the baby is so bald, despite its size? Maybe because I watched it without the sound on? It is the baby’s disturbing lack of affect? Is it because the whole time, I was thinking that I wished the baby were a cat?
This looks like fun but what is the deal with babies? I was at a New Year’s Eve party where a couple of people who were there are pregnant and the whole night people were trying to talk me into having a baby (so our babies could be friends, obv) but I was (of course) drinking the whole time and my one friend was like, “are you gonna be able to stop drinking while you’re pregnant?” and I’m like “you can have a half glass of wine a day, right?” which I think is code for “I’m not ready yet to have a kid, quit bugging me about it!” Anyway, I guess it just seems like people who have babies just want other people to have babies too and I’m not sure why.
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