Other Things To Try To Think About After Seeing This Picture Of The Rock’s Legs

By Kelly Conaboy / December 20, 2012

Oh my god, I don’t know. Uhhh. Christmas? Christmas trees. Tree trunks. Legs. THE ROCK’S LEGS! AHHHHHH! Ok, ummmm, holiday parties! Holiday parties are fun. You get to wear a nice dress, your friends all look prettier than they normally do, someone else buys snacks and you get to eat them, maybe a friend makes you a cocktail or hands you a glass of legnog– NOOOOOOOO! Ahhh, ok, what else…SNOW! Snow won’t make us think of any completely horrifying muscles that you can’t even understand at all, even though you’ve been staring at a picture (that was tweeted with the hashtags #5KneeSurgeries #RupturedDiscs #StillFindAWay) (which is #soperfect #jesuschrist) of them for what seems like days, on anyone’s legs. Snow snow snow. Is there a better form of precipitation than snow? If there is, I don’t know it! I wish it were snowing right now. We could stare at it from our windows, or go outside and catch some on our tongues, or take a walk around a snowy park using our bulging, veiny nightmare legsAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is a nightmare!!! Froggy Fresh! Uhh, ice cream! Ice cream thief! Jesus tortilla! Videogum! Videogum posts! This Videogum post about a picture The Rock tweeted of his leg–NOOOOOOOO! I CAN’T DO IT! ALL I CAN LEG OF IS LEGS! LEG YOURSELF AND LEG AWAY FROM THIS LEG! LEGS! LEGS! AHHHH! (Via BuzzFeed.) (Full-size leg photo after the leg I MEAN JUMP.)