“‘Step one: Learn to read and write. Step two: Look up definition of “joke.”Step three: Get pen and paper. Step four: Write a joke on the paper with the pen.‘ -Jerry Seinfeld” -Kelly #joke
You forgot the step where you find a thing, and then the next step where you figure out what the deal with said thing is.
There were 8 kids in my house, but at that time only 6 Pop Tarts in a box. Survivor Pop Tart.
Also, does anyone else put butter on toasted Pop Tarts? And isn’t bluebery the best flavor?
Can’t Jerry Seinfeld just retire and enjoy his money??
There’s a reason Pillsbury Toaster Strudel was invented.
Jerry Seinfeld is my hero.
This is a great article, if you’re as obsessed as I am.
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