ATTN: Please Come And Collect Your Child

Kelly Conaboy | December 6, 2012 - 5:00 pm

Attention parents of this child: Please come and collect your child from the side of the road. She is adorable, but clearly not yet ready to be left on her own to busk for tips. She does not have a handle on her craft and does not seem to understand the implied rules of busking, i.e. one should not attempting busk the same song another is busking at the same time in the same general area, especially if one does not know the song. Again, please come and collect her. She is an adorable nuisance and is possibly hungry and/or sleepy. Also you should probably not attempt to leave her on the side of the road again so you can take a video of her. What if someone grabs her and runs away faster than you can run? Thank you for your attention. (Via HuffingtonPost.)