It must be the holiday season with all the perfect trampoline accidents we’ve been given lately. Dear Santa, please keep the trampoline accidents coming. Please make them look pretty bad, but please end them with the person who had the accident smiling and laughing so we know that it is ok to smile and laugh at them and their misfortune. You might think that we’d want a few other things, but that’s wrong, and you might think that some of us might want you to help people who are in need rather than giving us more when we already have so much, but that is also wrong. Just keep the trampoline accidents coming and don’t ask any more questions. Thanks, Santa! Thanks, ladies! Thanks, trampolines!