The Ashton Kutcher Steve Jobs Biopic Has A Perfect Name
This photo of Ashton Kutcher looking a lot like Steve Jobs, we have to admit, (based on this photo of Steve Jobs in particular) was released yesterday, along with the announcement that the Steve Jobs biopic in which he stars will close the 2013 Sundance Film Festival. The Hollywood Reporter broke the news (“news”) first:
The highly anticipated Steve Jobs biopic, jOBS, will close the 2013 Sundance Film Festival, organizers said Monday.
The film, starring Ashton Kutcher, is one of several projects in the festival’s noncompetition Premieres section that is toplined by a mainstream star. Other projects feature Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (all three appear in Don Jon’s Addiction), Shia LaBeouf (The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman) and Amanda Seyfried (Lovelace).
WHOA WHOA WHOA. Hold up, The Hollywood Reporter! Slow down when you’re delivering this kind of news! LET US DIGEST IT FOR A SECOND! What did you say?
The highly anticipated Steve Jobs biopic, jOBS, will close the 2013 Sundance Film Festival, organiz–
AHHHH! Still too much! Rewind a bit, please!
The highly anticipated Steve Jobs biopic, jOBS
OK STOP! jOOOOOOBS!!!!!! The Ashton Kutcher Steve Jobs biopic is going to be called jOBS, which would have undoubtably been a contender if we had put together a list of potential names for the Ashton Kutcher Steve Jobs biopic here, which we very unfortunately did not do! Congratulations on your name, jOBS, narrowly escaping such disasters as iCreated Apple or iHate Bill Gates or MacMovie Pro, I’m sure. Very good. What a great day already. Full Ashton Kutcher/Steve Jobs photo after the jump.