“Johnny Football” Breaks Into The Billboard Hot 100!

Gabe Delahaye | November 29, 2012 - 11:45 am

The YouTube comments for this video are about what you would expect. No one accuses the singer of being a gay retard, but someone does say that the video gave them cancer, and there are plenty of references to “sucking Johnny’s footballs” and getting one’s pussy “smashed” in the same way that this song was “smashed.” See also: AARP. But there is one bright light shining through the muck, and that is Tyler Corder’s comment: “I think she did a good job! She actually tried to be creative in showing her support through Youtube instead of doing either nothing or just voting in a poll.” This is a really good point, Tyler Corder! I think she did a good job too. And as you point out, she tried to be creative when by all accounts it would have been much simpler to just do nothing. That is pretty much always true. When it comes to doing something versus doing nothing, just in terms of energy expenditures, nothing is always easier. I’m not sure which poll you are talking about, or whether it’s true that polls are a common substitute for creative output, but she could have…just…taken a poll. Totally, man. I think she did a good job and I think Tyler Corder did a good job! He could have commented nothing or just linked to a poll. (Via