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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Mary Kate Olsen’s Romantic Kiss!

Gabe Delahaye | November 13, 2012 - 5:30 pm

Ugh, it’s so frustrating how some people have all the luck, you know? Here is Mary-Kate Olsen, a former child star and billionaire fashion magnate who owned the apartment that Heath Ledger died in (awww, lucky!!!) and now we find out that she also has found true love with a great man?! It’s too much! Leave some luck for the rest of us, man! Look at these two. Good grief. RENT A ROOM, YOU KIDS! They are really rubbing our faces in how perfect they are for each other. Does anyone know the backstory? Like, were they high school sweet hearts or what? I know that the movie Serendipity was based on them and that also their relationship is where the word “kismet” comes from. But it’s just so frustrating to be a thoughtful, intelligent adult who knows that Hollywoodian ideas of romantic perfection aren’t real and shouldn’t be anyone’s hope or expectation, and then you see something like this and realize that however rare, it IS possible. Don’t settle, guys. There is an Olivier Sarkozy out there for each of us. What will you say when you meet him?!

Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. That is the commenter equivalent of getting to second base! (Gross!) (Image via RatsOff! Click through to enlarge.)