This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Whoa, there are so many trailers this week! Literally too many. I cannot even deal with how many of them there are. You will see. By the 10th one I am just like, “this is a trailer.” Are they all good? Nope! But there are a couple in there you might like. Everyone has their tastes. Let’s see what’s what now:
Word War Z
When the world is covered in water and the alien race comes to sift through our rubble, they will stumble up on the 2009-2014 time capsule and they will wonder what everyone’s seemingly bottomless obsession with zombies and vampires was, and no one will be around to tell them. Oh well. We died doing what we loved: watching nothing but zombie and vampire movies/TV shows/everything.
The Last Stand
Whatever. Are people really supposed to be able to tell any of these movies apart anymore? Schwarzenegger. Big guns. Sure. 2014? I don’t know.
Personally, and this is just me, but I’m kind of at my limit with meta-ironic takes on genre tropes. I’m much more interested in seeing a movie about zombies than a movie about zombie movies. (See also: movies about superheroes rather than movies about movies about superheroes. And cetra, and cetra.) This looks totally cute and clever, I just, you know, am, like, totes over it. It doesn’t help that I’m also just over zombies in general (see above).
This is the second trailer for this movie, and while I continue to contend that Wong Kar Wai biffed it in a major way on Blueberry Nights, I also contend that a Wong Kar Wai martial arts movie is probably going to be very dope.
I am not watching this because I am an adult man with no interest in it, but you should watch it if you want to! Also Michelle Collins wrote a blog about it that is funny.
Hey, who are we to say that England isn’t allowed to have a movie about UFOs?! Congrats, England! You did it!
Back To 1942
BOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG! HHAHAHHAHAH boororororirririririinnnnnnnnnng i m so boororrrrrrrred! IF I WANTED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL, I WOULD CALL RODNEY DANGERFIELD.
Jurassic Park 3D
Yes. Finally a trailer for US! Take notes, all the other trailers.