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Looking Good, David Arquette!

Gabe Delahaye | November 8, 2012 - 12:45 pm

Looking good, David Arquette! Looking GREAT! This is a photo of David Arquette on the set of a romantic comedy called Orion that David Arquette tweeted himself. Just to clarify, David Arquette put on this “costume,” which we will come back to in a second, and then he handed someone his Palm Pre and was like, “Yo, will you take a picture of me wearing my dope costume because I want everyone to see this,” and the PA was like, “Are you sure? I am only 22 years old and my generation has a very generous attitude towards the public mistakes that one can make using the Internet and social media, but even I would have reservations about tweeting a photo of myself looking the way that you look,” and Arquette was like, “You’re cool, I like you, do you have any cocaine? Also yes, I am sure.” Guys, I know that the life of an actor is difficult. Wait, did I say the life of an actor? I meant the life of a rickshaw driver. The life of an actor is insanely easy. But there is certainly an element of powerlessness to it. You don’t know where your next job is coming from, and sometimes you run out of money in the middle of renovating your pool house into an art-deco themed “Boom Boom Room” and so you take what you can get. This is David Arquette’s job, and who among us couldn’t point to an aspect of our job that was less than ideal? Then again, who among us would take a photo of that aspect of our job and tweet it proudly as an open thank you to our personal trainer for getting us into shape?! ARQUETTE WOULD! Man, what even is this costume?!?!?!? Like, yes, the Apocalypse, no for sure, totally, but also what are the chains for? They look uncomfortable and they are not holding anything together or protecting him from any elements or cannibals or anything. This is literally the costume that a high schooler would make if he and his friends decided they wanted to make their own adaptation of Mad Max in the backyard on their mom’s cell phone. “Dad, can we borrow your chains?” “Leave me alone, I’m miserable!” “Love you, dad.” Haha, this costume. Can’t wait for Orion! Follow David Arquette on Twitter! (Via HollywoodReporter. Click through to enlarge.)