A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Donald Trump Vs. Brian Williams

By staff / November 7, 2012

Kelly: Hey, Gabe!
Gabe: hey kelly!
Kelly: FOUR MORE YEARS!
Kelly: FOUR MORE YEARS!
Gabe: THE LAST FOUR, LET’S MAKE THEM COUNT!
Gabe: THE LAST FOUR, LET’S MAKE THEM COUNT!
Kelly: SEE YOU IN HEAVEN!
Kelly: SEE YOU IN HEAVEN!
Kelly: How are you doing?
Gabe: i am doing pretty good, thanks
Gabe: looking good, feeling good
Gabe: “we” did it
Gabe: you?
Gabe: did you leave everything on the field?
Kelly: Yep all of it is all over the field, everything I had.
Gabe: gross
Kelly: You asked!
Kelly: It’s snowing, so that’s very nice.
Gabe: dope
Kelly: First Obama wins and then it snows?
Kelly: Talk about the dopest 1-2 punch in town!
Kelly: You know who probably isn’t having a dope day, though?
Gabe: Tug Romney
Kelly: ew

Gabe: Plonk Romney
Kelly: ew
Gabe: Vance Romney
Kelly: ew
Gabe: Purp Romney
Kelly: ew
Gabe: and Colb Romney
Gabe: those are my five guesses
Kelly: All of those are wrong.
Kelly: The answer is Brian Williams
Gabe: awww, why?
Gabe: did his set at Caroline’s get canceled?
Gabe: #ComedyNewsAnchors
Kelly: worse
Kelly: After calling Donald Trump out on TV for having “driven well past the last exit into relevance” and tweeting irresponsibly
Kelly: Donald Trump called Brian Williams out on Twitter and said that he is boring and not smart
Kelly: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Kelly: :'(
Gabe: twitter
Gabe: twitter, guys
Gabe: obviously, i want donald trump to choke on a glass of diamonds
Kelly: Obviously

Gabe: but also can we talk about how brian williams did not need to report on a lunatic’s twitter feed on the night of a presidential election?
Kelly: Yeah I wish I knew the context, if there was any context
Kelly: For why you would so begrudgingly read crazy tweets
Gabe: i saw that clip and i am pretty sure that he ended the clip with
Gabe: “so that happened”
Kelly: Hahah yes he did
Kelly: Why did he have to read them?
Kelly: “NBC’s social media expert says you have to incorporate tweets.”
Kelly: “So here are Donald Trump’s.” ?
Kelly: Why, Gabe?
Gabe: donald trump WAS losing his mind last night
Gabe: in a pretty wonderful way
Gabe: he demanded a march on washington
Gabe: A MARCH ON WASHINGTON!
Gabe: i am still not convinced that this deserves airtime on a major network during its news coverage of a presidential election
Gabe: “convince me!” – no one
Kelly: Right
Kelly: Especially since, like Brian Williams said, Donald Trump has become completely irrelevant. And seems like he is going off the rails mentally.

Gabe: then AGAIN
Gabe: it was almost worth it
Gabe: just for the response that it illicited from Trump, the maniac
Kelly: hahah
Kelly: It’s hard to pick a favorite response
Kelly: But if pressed
Kelly: I would pick, “Brian, if I’m ‘well past the last exist to relevance’ how come you spent so much time reading my tweets last night?”
Kelly: hahahahahah
Kelly: ahhhhhh
Kelly: “So much time”
Kelly: Brian Williams just reading and re-reading those tweets all night
Gabe: my favorite is
Gabe: “.@bwilliams knows that I think his newscast has become totally boring so he took a shot at me last night.”
Gabe: it is just great to imagine
Gabe: brian williams making his decisions
Gabe: based on Trump’s opinions
Gabe: also, how did Brian Williams know that?
Gabe: Facebook?
Gabe: Tumblr?
Kelly: Oh HE KNOWS.
Kelly: Wiliams’ intuition.
Gabe: haha
Kelly: “I’m just not getting the good Trump vibes I used to get after taping OH NO”
Gabe: “if he thinks my news show is boring, then maybe he will enjoy it more when i put him in the news, also president’s, and professionalism.”
Kelly: hahah
Kelly: HAHAHA
Kelly: I did not notice
Kelly: He said “Thanks dummy” in one of them

Gabe: hahahhahahah
Kelly: hahahaha ahhhhhhhh No, I think all of this was worth it.
Kelly: THANKS DUMMY
Gabe: thanks dummy
Gabe: #dummy
Gabe: #TrumpCares
Kelly: #heydummyhowcome
Gabe: they should remake the Odd Couple
4:55 with Brian Williams and Donald Trump
Kelly: Oh I think that could work
Kelly: They would probably both be on board
Kelly: Tina Fey could produce
Gabe: “Tinay Fey could produce”
Gabe: Hollywood Kelly over here
Kelly: I can’t turn it off!
Gabe: “everyone gets 10% of the back-end”
Gabe: “but this is a dark week”
Gabe: “I’m Kelly FInke.”
Kelly: hahaha
Gabe: “Greenlight is also a term.”
Kelly: “Get me the casting department on line 1″
Kelly: “Go get me something from craft service.”
Kelly: “Get me the location scout and the Best Boy.”
Kelly: “I need Williams and Trump on set in 3 minutes AND I MEAN IT.”
Kelly: Yep I think the Odd Couple thing would definitely work.
Gabe: thanks dummy