Happy Halloween From Courtney Stodden And Doug Huthchison!

If we don’t dress up like King Ralph and a snow sex rabbit elf queen, then the hurricane wins. I’m not even sure what these costumes are about since Courtney and Doug ARE American royalty and they WILL live in the White Castle one day, which will be where the White House sits now but it will replace the seat of our current democratic government with a traditional, God-given monarchy. It will also double as an actual White House restaurant. THE QUEEN DEMANDS MORE CHICKEN RINGS! IS IT NOT BREAKFAST TIME?! What a pair. So glad they rule us. True fairy tale for us all. (Via BuzzfeedCelebz.)