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ROACH CRAWLS ON REPORTER!!!!

By Kelly Conaboy / October 19, 2012 - 5:00 pm

Sometimes the best thing to do when confronted with a nightmare that has escaped from the dream world into reality is simply to pretend it isn’t happening. “I didn’t hear that creepy noise coming from the other room when I know I’m home alone,” for example. “That definitely was not my ex who lives in a completely different state and has no reason to be here right now.” “I’m sure that doll didn’t just wink at me.” “THERE IS CERTAINLY NOT A DISGUSTING ROACH CRAWLING ALL ALONG MY SHOULDERS AND BARE NECK WHILE I AM ON LIVE TELEVISION.” And then it’s just as if it never happened at all! (Via Gawker.)