Barack Obama Locks Down Powerful Honey Boo Boo Endorsement

Gabe Delahaye | October 16, 2012 - 11:45 am

Here it is, America, the Honey Boo Boo endorsement that all the swing voters have been waiting to hear before they randomly make their decision on November 6th by letting their cat walk over index cards. Things get really political at about the 2:00 mark.

As is the case every four years, Honey Boo Boo’s meaningful and important political opinion that sways millions of American voters and changes (or amplifies) the tide of the election must be gently coaxed out of her by telling her a story that she does not even pay attention to about how one of the candidates prefers another trashy reality star over her, but once this happens, her declaration is decisive and impossible to ignore. MARACK OMBMAMSFDMA FER PREZERDERNT! FOR MORE YEARS! FOR MORE YEARS! (On a sidenote: I haven’t watched any episodes of that show yet, but you don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose this girl with a serious case of ants in her pants! Someone get her 500 cc’s of Chill Pills STAT!) (Via GotchaMedia.)