Children Fall Asleep Eating, AGAIN!
HEY, LET’S GET THESE KIDS SOME COFFEE, HUH? Who cares if, say, they woke up at 4AM and couldn’t get back to sleep because they had to go down the list of every single thing they were worried about, and then once they finally got back to sleep they had a dream where they were dating Ira Glass and then it was immediately time to wake up again. Put some coffee in those sippy cups and let’s goooo! There’s no time to waste! It’s Thursday! It’s Thursday, boys! Pick those heads up and get to work! (SayOMG.)