This was actually a pretty big week! We had the first presidential debate of 2012. Krispy Kreme appeared on Tosh.0. We finally asked the question: what IS Katherine Chloe Cahoon? Courtney Stodden made her reality TV debut. The Insider changed its name to omg Now!. The Peanuts turned 60. Scott Stapp finally broke his LEGENDARY silence about his political endorsement. And Seth MacFarlane was announced as the host of the 65th annual Academy Awards. That’s a lot! Did we miss anything? Did anything else incredibly meaningful and important happen this week? Well now we will never know. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it, so let’s just ignore it and catch it on the second go around!
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Don Draper Goofin’ On His iPhone Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
|#5||Patrick M | Oct 4th||Score:44|
lol remember the last time we went with the guy who seemed more affable on television over the guy who was by almost any measure the more qualified candidate and we ended up with a nightmare hellworld for eight years lol
|Posted in: 2012 Presidential Debate Open Thread|
|#4||lilbobbytables | Oct 3rd||Score:46|
Maybe Daniel Tosh misread ‘King of Raps’.
|Posted in: Does Krispy Kreme Rapping About Daniel Tosh Mean That Krispy Kreme Is Krispy Over?|
|#3||southernbitch | Oct 2nd||Score:47|
OH MY GOD HE THINKS REAGAN AND FDR ARE ANALOGOUS WHAT THE FUCK
|Posted in: Barack Obama Loses Powerful Scott Stapp Endorsement|
|#2||Grrg | Oct 1st||Score:48|
COME BACK ANNE HATHAWAY ALL IS FORGIVEN.
|Posted in: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards|
[Assoc. Ed. Note: Unfortunately An American Patriot cursed while responding to a comment my mom made this week, so I’m sorry to say that we’re going to have to strip you of your #1 placement in this week’s Monsters Ball and ban you from this website forever just kidding! She can take it. BUT YOU’RE ON THIN ICE! Also congratulations! Great job. And congrats to everyone else. You’re all very good at this. Have a great weekend.]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
|#1||critters eyes | Oct 3rd||Score:-11|
I’ll take two bagels please…
|Posted in: Wake Up With A Belly-Dancing Wookie|
[Assoc. Ed. Note: Awful.]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
|Chris Trash | Oct 2nd||Score:48|
|Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Don Draper Goofin’ On His iPhone|
[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Chris Trash! You earned it.]
This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice
|summer estherson | Oct 4th||Score:5|
This is amazing. I don’t understand how she can be a real, living, breathing person in this world, but the fact that she is is kind of incredible.
|Posted in: It Is Time To Ask The Question: What Is Katherine Chloe Cahoon?|
[Assoc. Ed. Note: I somehow spent, like, 500 hours watching KCC videos last night and I still just cannot believe that person. Incredible.]
This Week’s Editor’s Choice
|tutukulatu | Oct 2nd||Score:8|
white kids dont know shit about money. when i was 14 i bet my friend Wiley $20 he wouldn’t get a caricature drawn of himself masturbating. he did though. and i paid up. and that caricature artist got in trouble from the mom whose kid’s bar mitzvah it was.
|Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Children Are Stupid|
[Ed. Note: This comment is better than every episode of The Moth and every episode of This American Life put together. Probably the greatest story ever told. So many layers!]