Which One Of You Guys Can Cry First?
These Wholphin guys had a hard time working up any tears for their crying contest, but we’re not like that, right? We can cry whenever we want! I’d be willing to bet that there’s never a situation, no matter how happy, during which we cannot cry. I’m crying right now, in fact! I almost never stop crying! Day and night, cry cry cry, not like these losers who can’t even cry at all. What, are your eyes broken? Where’s the water huh, guys? I’m crying! We’re all crying! WHY AREN’T YOU CRYING? (Via Gawker)