The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Don Draper Goofin’ On His iPhone

Oh look, it is a new photo of womanizing alcoholic Don Draper at his desk at Dunder Mifflin Advertising Company in the year 1904 or whatever. So handsome. Such a bad person. You love him so much. In addition to being the marketing genius who sweatily stole that popsicles tag-line from that nice Jewish boy, he’s also the first person on his block to have an iPhone. WOMP WOMP! This is like that part in the movie The Ten Commandments when Moses holds up the stone tablets and his robe sleeve slides down and he is wearing a wrist watch. Except that that happens in the movie, and this is just a behind-the-scenes photo. I don’t THINK Don Draper will be using an iPhone in the upcoming season, but what do I know? I suppose only time will tell. A fun game to play though for this week’s caption contest is imagining who Don Draper is texting and what it says. Probably just a random series of emoji followed by a dick pic, yes, but what are some other ideas?

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Zoobie zoobie zoo! (Image via Vulture.)