Parenthood Season 4 Premiere Open Thread
Parenthood is back! How wonderful. Cool weather outside and Parenthood on the TV, it hardly gets any better than this. And there’s all sorts of new STUFF happening. Victor exists, for one, and he is very beautiful but unfortunately not doing so great. He did not care to eat the brunch (do moms call Sunday breakfast “brunch” for real?) (they SHOULDN’T) (last weekend I was out for brunch and heard a child screaming at his mom about how he “NEEDED BRUNCH” and even though I related, it was one of the more upsetting things I’ve ever heard) Julia made and instead was allowed to eat squeeze cheese and watch someone get tortured on TV and then stole a lizard from Max, whom he should have at least been briefed on. Haddie’s gone and was basically a stone cold teenage bitch until the very end when she made everyone cry. Have fun in school, Haddie! BE SAFE. Wear your coat and zip it up. Your hair looks good. Remember to Skype ok kiss kiss bye. For some reason, Mark desperately wanted to be in the family photo. Uhhhh, get over it, Mark. It’s just a photo that no fiancé has ever been in. Don’t break the rules and SEAL YOUR EVENTUAL BREAK UP WITH SARAH AT THE HANDS OF RAY ROMANO! But whatever, he was allowed in because he’s a big baby and now he is cursed. But getting back to Ray Romano: “DEBORAH! DEBORAH, GET ME THE BOUNCE!” Haha. Ray Romano is a photographer and now Sarah works for him because she is a people person and can remember the names of people in very large families. Good luck, Sarah! Don’t fall in love with him, I know it will be tough! “MAH!” Jabbar is praying now for an X-Box, which is just the biggest bullshit. Why doesn’t he have an X-Box already? Get that boy an X-Box, they’re probably like $30 on eBay! And, finally, Adam was mad at a totally weird looking AND sounding guy from American Idol for sleeping with Amber and having a girlfriend who brought him muffins. It was a great episode! It was very said when Julia said she doesn’t love her adopted son yet! But totally understandable, says all of the advice columns I’ve ever read. It was sad when Haddie left! There were lots of sad parts! And there were also lots of not-sad but good parts! Everyone is growing up! Love this show! WHAT DID YOU THINK?!