Gabe Delahaye | September 6, 2012 - 5:30 pm

Just kidding! This doesn’t exist. Don’t even sweat it. You never saw this photo. It hasn’t been burned into your brain forever, leaving you permanently broken and scarred. Not at all! What a beautiful day outside, right? And to think, everything is right where you left it, and the world is a place full of hope and possibility with nothing lurking in the shadows dressed as a childhood favorite hoping to tear your brain out through your face. Hahahha. Put the phone down! What do you mean you need to call your mom while you still can? Don’t be ridiculous! Your mom is fine. You’re fine. Everyone’s great. Live in the now! It’s so important to just be present. What a gift. LOLOLOL. Good times. Great catching up with you. XOXOXOXO. Don’t ever die alone in a pool of your own terror sweat on Nightmare Street! Just kidding, you can’t, I don’t even know why I brought that up! (Thanks for the tip, Darci.)