When you’re out there on those mean streets, you gotta get yours, kid. You know what I mean? It’s hard out there for a shrimp. This is a dog eat dog world we live in, and its cutthroat, and other expressions about how dangerous and scary it is. So, OK, maybe you realize it’s desperate times and if you don’t shake things up, something bad might happen. And, OK, maybe the best you can come up with is running in traffic and then waiting for a car to slow down just long enough that you can safely collapse onto its hood and make it look like the driver hit you. There will probably be a couple witnesses, which is good, and then I guess, the insurance company pays you for injuries you haven’t sustained? Obviously we haven’t figured out the actual monetization of this Ocean’s 14-caliber scheme, but sometimes you just have to get started on something and not worry about where the chips shake out. So get out there! Run and jump and crash and roll! Cash in your pocket, baby! Just whatever you do try not to jump onto the hood of a cop car with a dashboard videocamera running because that seems like kind of a bust, right? Right.
Yoops! Rome wasn’t robbed in a day! If at first you don’t pull off a successful fake traffic accident scam, fly onto the hood fly onto the hood again. (Via WorldsBestEver.)