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THE ROBOT UPRISING IS OPENING ITS MIND, GETTING INTO MUSIC!

Kelly Conaboy | August 28, 2012 - 12:30 pm

AFTER MANY ILL-FATED ATTEMPTS AT OVERTHROWING EARTH’S HUMAN POPULATION, IT SEEMS THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS TURNED ITS STEELY (HAHAH) (AHAHAHAHAHA) GAZE ELSEWHERE — NAMELY, TOWARDS EARTH’S MUSIC. DO BE ALARMED. ALTHOUGH ROBOTS HAVE NOT TAKEN OVER OUR POPULATION YET, THAT IS NO REASON TO NOT BE CONCERNED THAT MAYBE THEY WILL TAKE OVER OUR MUSIC. REMEMBER DAFT PUNK? MAYBE THEY ARE ROBOTS. ALSO MAYBE KANYE WEST IS A ROBOT? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT OF THINGS. YOU NEVER KNOW. IN ANY CASE ONE THING WE CAN BE SURE ABOUT IS THAT THIS ROBOT PLAYING DRUMS WITH A MOHAWK IS CERTAINLY A ROBOT PLAYING DRUMS. HIDE! HIDE! HIDE! HIDE!

THOUGH IT IS MAYBE TELLING THAT THIS ROBOT NEEDS FOUR ARMS TO PLAY A RAMONES SONG. IT’S POSSIBLE THAT WE MAY NOT NEED TO BE ON HIGH ALERT YET. STOP HIDING. (Via TastefullyOffensive.)