UPDATE: Mitt Romney Is Still White

Kelly Conaboy | August 24, 2012 - 2:45 pm

No one has ever accused Mitt Romney of being anything other than white, because everyone can see, plainly, that he is white. Although the conspiracy theory claiming that President Barack Obama was born in Kenya could have been put to rest when the President actually did end up releasing his birth certificate to the foaming-at-the-mouth public, he still has yet to account for the color of his skin. Sooooo…? For now let’s just say the whole thing is still up in the air. Just remember that if you’re allowed to visit your polling booths this November, make the “white” choice: Romney 2012. Let’s get this birther-pandering asshole into office! (Via ThinkProgress.)