“When oh when will my dreams finally come true?” you ask, restlessly tossing and turning in your bed late at night. “I’ve been on this Earth for so many years and yet, here I am — without any of my dreams existing in my reality! When oh when will I finally have one of the closets like Cher has in Clueless? When oh when will I be able to change the color of my hair with the wave of my hand, or take away my back scars just because I said a spell about it, like the women in The Craft? When oh when will I invent Flubber, like in the movie Flubber? How long must I wait to enjoy the spoils of my endless movie-themed dreaming, to which I devote 3 – 5 hours per day? It seems like I should certainly have some of these dreams by now!” Yes, you lie awake at night, every night, thinking all of the same things. Perhaps you’ve even given up hope at this point! But I’m here to tell you that, finally, the universe has provided an answer. Your dreams will come true when you: Start a Kickstarter, raise $5,644 somehow, then build your dreams YOURSELF, and then debut them at some sort of sports game. It’s been so easy this whole time!
Or at least something that looks like your dream will kind of come true, even though it’s kind of not your dream or anyone else’s dream at all and really it just kind of looks like car parts on a raft, not to diminish it THAT much, because I’m sure it’s still an accomplishment? DREAM BUILDERS CAN’T BE CHOOSERS! This is Matthew Riese who, after raising $5,644 through Kickstarter, built his own Delorean Hovercraft. Congratulations, Matthew Riese. And congratulations to ALL the dreamers out there. #kickstartyourdreams (Via Neatorama.)