YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED IN A SWIMMING POOL AND LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE OCEAN! The two of you were clearly made for each other. Kiss! Kiss! Did you read the part where his mom says that he only has one night stands because he doesn’t have time for a relationship? That means the window is wide open AND that you’re going to love your mother-in-law so much. Let’s go shopping together! You know this is weird, but she’s, like, your best friend in a lot of ways. Ryan Lochte and you sitting in a pool k-i-s-s-i-n-cool.