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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! RISE FROM YOUR SLEEP! PUT YOUR EMERGENCY SHOES ON! THE ROBOTS TO WHICH WE ONCE SO FOOLISHLY THOUGHT WE COULD GIVE ALL THE ASPECTS OF HUMANITY PLUS DEADLY POWERS THAT NO HUMAN COULD EVER POSSESS WHILE KEEPING THEM AS OUR ROBOT SLAVES HAVE RISEN AGAINST US. THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS BEGUN AND SET ITS SIGHTS ON EARTH'S ...
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