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Rush Limbaugh Uncovers Liberal Plot Buried In The Dark Knight Rises

Kelly Conaboy | July 18, 2012 - 12:15 pm

There’s no time to introduce this post with background information about Rush Limbaugh’s sparking record of never saying anything ridiculous or incendiary and always knowing the Real Truth because first of all WE KNOW, and second of all, he has made some INCREDIBLE DISCOVERIES of what all of us sheeple thought was a simple homonym in Barack Obama’s Dark Knight Rises. OPEN YOUR BRAINS! From Premiere Radio Networks’ The Rush Limbaugh Show:

Have you heard, this new movie, the Batman movie — what is it, the Dark Knight Lights Up or something? Whatever the name of it is. That’s right, Dark Knight Rises, Lights Up, same thing. Do you know the name of the villain in this movie? Bane. The villain in the Dark Knight Rises is named Bane. B-A-N-E. What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran, and around which there’s now this make-believe controversy? Bain. The movie has been in the works for a long time, the release date’s been known, summer 2012 for a long time. Do you think that it is accidental, that the name of the really vicious, fire-breathing, four-eyed, whatever-it-is villain in this movie is named Bane? … Anyway, so this evil villain in the new Batman movie is named Bane. And there’s now discussion out there as to whether or not this was purposeful, and whether or not it will influence voters. It’s going to have a lot of people. This movie, the audience is going to be huge, lot of people are going to see the movie. And it’s a lot of brain-dead people, entertainment, the pop culture crowd. And they’re going to hear ‘Bane’ in the movie, and they are going to associate Bain.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Ahhh, he figured it out! The jig is up. Rush Limbaugh is an incredible man with an incredible bain I MEAN BRAIN and we will probably never be able to get past him. Pack it up, you guys. Pack it up, pack it in. The Dark Knight Lights Up No More. (Via The Superficial)