Yo diggity yo dogs!
Wasssuuup dudes who learned how to skateboard from their grandfathers and girls who are doing chores around the house to save up enough money to launch their Etsy store. It’s been 4eva since I rapped at u bros! And unfortch I’ve got some totally bogue news today. XBOX 3SUXTY! Apparently Andrew Garfield (the Spider-Man!) and Robert Pattinson (the Twilight!) might hate each other, which is not chill at all. Can’t we just get along? That’s a famous quote from 1993, just 14 years before u were born! To the new sadness, from Dlisted:
The source says that it disgusts Andrew that he’s put into the same category as RPattz, because he considers himself a highly serious actor who delivers his farts with more raw emotion than RPattz delivers his lines. (Side question: Do vampires fart?) The source went on to say that at a wedding for some Hollywood producer last month, Andrew and RPattz barely looked at each other. The source added this shit: “The truth is, Andrew can’t stand Rob. Andrew hates that they’re put in the same category because they’re both English and around the same age. They don’t enjoy hanging out. Andrew considers himself a ‘serious actor’ and sees Rob as the equivalent of a cheesy boy bander because of Twilight.”
Awwwwww! Guys, we can have our differences but we got 2 try 3 squash our beefz. Life is hard enough, so if u hate somebody, learn 2 love them. You never know, maybe you will become MySpace Top 8s! Such a summer bummer. I sure hope these two talented guys can learn to settle their differences and go to the same nightclubs together. Think about the nightclubs!!!!