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Even Chloe Sevigny Can’t Get Her Dresses For Free, Ladies

By Kelly Conaboy / July 12, 2012 - 11:00 am

It’s so easy to look up to the lives of Hollywoods starlets like Chloe Sevigny (yes?) and think, “Boy, I wish I had their life.” They probably get to eat at a restaurant every night, and go out on dates with handsome millionaires, and stare endlessly at their flawless faces in any mirror they come across, and whenever they want to go to something and it’s sold out it doesn’t even matter because somehow they get a ticket, and also they get all their dresses for free. Right? That’s what you probably think? “Oh, all of those things sound wonderful, especially the guaranteed fact about getting all your dresses for free.” Well, lady, I hate to tell you this, but YOUR FANTASY IS A LIE!!! Take it from Chloe HERSELF. From Out:

For the British premiere of Hit & Miss she requested about 20 dresses for consideration, but only received two. “Aren’t I one of the top searches on Style.com, for crying out loud?” she says with mock disgust. “How hard is it to get a fucking dress from Valentino?”

My goodness. Only two out of twenty! That is embarrassing, Chloe Sevigny! Proof, ladies, that you can work for your whole life to get into one of the top searches on Style.com, the #1 website for Style, and STILL have to deal with the same no-dress bullshit. I guess what they say is true — “There’s no such thing as a free dress.” “Even when you’re going to wear it on a red carpet.” Sometimes I feel like we shouldn’t even try anymore. Very disheartening. Valentino, man. (Via Dlisted.)