The Perfect Crime: The Barbecue Chip Bandit Gang
It must be hard when you’re a high-caliber criminal working at the top of his/her field to scan the headlines and see lesser crooks getting attention. This one stole a tricycle from an autistic child. This one streaked the Olympic torch. Amateurs! You call those crimes? Fine. But then what were those eight years spent in a Chinese prison learning how to bend your opponent to your will and contort your own dark soul into a compressed diamond of pure will fueled by revenge even about then?! On the other hand, it is nice when a true mastermind (or in this case, a pair of masterminds) gets the credit and attention that he/she/they deserve. And so, after years of planning, two drunken college girls who stole a dollar bag of barbecue chips out of an open garage on their stumbling walk home to the doors finally brings the civilized world to its knees.