When you go to the barbecue tomorrow, you’re going to need something to talk about with all of your friends. Here are a few suggestions:
- Did you read my tweet about Nora Ephron?
- Who is the most fuckable guest in the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel?
- Did the Engineers in Prometheus create us just to punch us in the face?
- Are you excited for the Malcolm in the Middle crossover on season 2 of Girls when Shoshanna dates Dewey?
- What did your mom have to say about Anderson Cooper?
- Isn’t anyone worried about Tom Cruise and his feelings in all of this?
- Did you buy the official 90 dollar white t-shirt on Goop, asshole?
- BREAKING BAD, AM I RIGHT?
Enjoy all of your sparkling conversations and ribs.