WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO FILM SPIDERS! STAY AWAY FROM SPIDERS!
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! SPIDERS ARE STILL NOT OK TO INTERACT WITH OR BE AROUND IN ANY CAPACITY, EXCLUDING THOSE SPIDERS THAT ARE ALREADY DEAD AND HANGING UP ON WALLS IN MUSEUMS OR WHATEVER SO KIDS CAN LEARN HOW TO BE AFRAID OF THEM! PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM SPIDERS! IF YOU HAPPEN TO FIND A SPIDER IN YOUR HOUSE PLEASE HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DISPOSE OF THAT SPIDER IMMEDIATELY AND DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TRY TO INTERACT WITH THAT SPIDER. DO NOT TRY TO FILM THAT SPIDER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO GET CLOSE TO THE SPIDER AND FILM IT? WHAT IS THE BEST CASE ENDING SCENARIO FOR THAT? YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF A SPIDER? OH GREAT. WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT? YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT TO SEE YOUR DUMB SPIDER VIDEO? YOU LUNATIC? FIRST OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW WHAT SPIDERS LOOK LIKE ALREADY AND SECOND OF ALL GET AWAY FROM THAT SPIDER!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!
And if you’re wondering what happened afterwards, the man behind the camera left this explanation on YouTube:
After that? Well, the spider fell into my camera bag. I then proceeded to pummel said bag in a fit of blind fear for about a minute. Satisfied that I had ruined his day, I shook the upturned bag and he fell out…completely unharmed.
Oh. Good. Good 2 know. Please keep me updated on your horrific nightmare spider shit, I’M JUST DYING TO KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. (Thanks for the tip, Werttrew! I guess!)