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Glenn Beck Has Suuuuuch A Good Idea For A Conservative Glee-Style Show

Kelly Conaboy | June 18, 2012 - 3:30 pm

Glenn Beck, vlogger, spoke this past weekend at the Faith & Freedom Coalition conference in Washington, D.C. where he tackled one of the main subjects threatening our nation’s ability to get into Heaven with a clean bill of Christian hatred and intolerance: Glee. FIIIINAALLLLLLLLYY! How long must we continue living in a world where, on a TV show set in a public high school, there is a gay person, a person in a wheel chair, MULTIPLE BLACK PEOPLE, and I think a young girl who got pregnant by accident, and not one of them is shown getting locked in the shame basement by their ministers so they can learn their lessons? Shame on you, Obama. Pushing your doctrine of young girls getting pregnant by the few remaining — probably black and disabled — non-gays, while singing catchy hit tunes. IN OUR LIVING ROOMS? C’MON OBAMA. “This is the world we’re supposed to raise our children in?” you’re probably asking. Well, no! Not if Glenn Beck and his fool-proof right on time Glee idea except with conservative music, but, like, conservative music that is soooooo good so you don’t even notice it’s conservative, has anything to do with it! Take it away, Glenn!

BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THIS LIBERAL-FOOLING MASTERPIECE, PUFFY GLENN BECK? My suggestions:

  • You’re So Gay, You Probably Think This Show Is About Being Intolerant Of You, And It Is
  • Just A Normal Teen In NORMAL America
  • “Who You Think You Are Is Just God’s Way Of Testing You” By A Beyonce Impersonator, And Other Conservative I MEAN POP Hits
  • Hey Guys, Get A Load Of This!
  • White Glee

Omg such a good idea, no one can wait. (Via Dangerous Minds.)