Looks so dope!
Seriously? “A Good Day to Die Hard” The porn spinoff title team really has their work cut out for them on this one.
They seemed to skimp on the dialogue too:
John McClane: [huddled in an air vent, recalls his wife’s invitation] Come out to the [Kremlin], we’ll get together, have a few laughs…
Wait, it opens on February 14th? Now I have to hope that my boyfriend Ihor Stetkewycz knows that that’s the most romantic Valentine’s Day we could spend together. A Good Valentine’s Day to Die Hard from Chocolate.
In soviet russia you live hard, and die easy. (It’s funny because it’s true!)
I thought this was going to be an award for a poster who posts around here a lot. Like Facetaco or Frank Lloyd Wrong.
Weird Al Yankovich’s parody “Die Soft” (ahhhh???) will be at the top of my fandango list. The fandango ate your baby
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