SHOCKING First Look At Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2
It’s kind of a thing with people, and a thing people often talk about, that we all remember where we were in the moments when we’ve gotten major life news. A common example among people my age would be to talk about where we were when we heard about the attacks on September 11th — I was in Algebra 1 class. When I heard that Kurt Cobain had died, I was in my friend’s house watching a repeat of a show on VH1 that mentioned he had died roughly 5 years earlier. When I heard that I won a guitar signed by Eve 6 in a contest at The Wall for which a friend and I filled out every single ballot, I was in the kitchen. When I found out my favorite brunch spot in my neighborhood had closed, I was standing outside of the restaurant, hungry for brunch. We never forget! The location for all of those equally important moments are seared into our brains forever, as if our brains are iPhones and they’ve been dropping importance pins for our entire lives. I’m telling you this because I hope you’re in a good spot now that you’re ready to remember for the rest of your life because YOU’RE ABOUT TO TAKE YOUR VERY FIRST LOOK AT THE THREE MAJOR STARS OF TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN, PART 2, ONE OF WHICH I ASSUME IS THE CHILD OF THE OTHER TWO, AND IT IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR GD MINDS!!! AHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOOOOODDDD YOU GUUUUYYYYYSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! “I WAS ON VIDEOGUM AT WORK,” FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!
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