Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child

Kelly Conaboy | May 31, 2012 - 5:30 pm

So here’s a question. What do you do when you need money? Well, ok, let me maybe explain the scenario a little further. So, you have no money. Ok? And you want to buy things like gas and a necklace and cigarettes, etc., just like the normal stuff that you buy. And then let’s say you see a child selling Girl Scout cookies a table with her mom who is NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION, and there’s an envelope next to her and that envelope, presumably, has money in it. What do you do? What do you do, all you Hannahs out there? Hannah from Girls? Because of how she doesn’t have any money? And keeps quitting all of her jobs? Well that question was posed to two very sad nightmares young ladies and they, LIKE EVERYONE WOULD, had a pretty hard time discerning what the right course of action would be here. Do you take the money and run away? Do you go home, print out a fake $200 bill, buy a box of cookies, and ask for change? Do you hire someone to steal the money FOR you and then give them a cut? Or like? What? What do you do?

You have to admit, though, that it IS kind of bullshit that they didn’t get to keep the money. They’re being charged anyway! And really if you think about it, like, if you murder someone, not that I’m saying you should murder someone but just as an example, if you murder someone and you get caught they don’t, like, bring that person back to life, right? Like, you GET to have them stay murdered. Soooo. That is kinda bullshit about how they didn’t get to keep the money. She was going to buy a necklace. (Thanks for the tip, Michael.)