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It’s Public Marriage Proposal Season Again

Kelly Conaboy | May 29, 2012 - 11:00 am

Time flies, doesn’t it? About a year ago it seemed like you couldn’t go one day without seeing a new viral video of a public marriage proposal, and then in the bunch of months after that point it’s like public marriage proposal videos didn’t even exist, and now suddenly, without warning, we’re back at the first point again where we have a bunch of new public marriage proposal videos to watch. Oh, great. Sarcastic great. “I knew something was missing in my life but I couldn’t put my finger on what it was, just kidding, I knew for sure that it was public marriage proposal videos and now I’m so happy that they’re back in my life.” -YOU? But, so, I guess nobody wants to propose outside in the winter? What’s wrong, lovebirds? Your love isn’t strong enough to perform a choreographed dance at a flea market or whatever unless you DON’T have to wear layers while you do it? Whatever. Enjoy your “love.” Anyway so this is one of those public marriage proposals that is actually kind of great and sweet and makes you think, “Maybe public marriage proposals aren’t so bad?” “Maybe we should just allow people to express their love the way they want to without judging them?” “Hey, what does it harm me if someone wants to plan out an elaborate way to ask someone the most important question of their lives?” But do remember that you are wrong to think that. They are usually the worst!

Really what’s great about this public marriage proposal is that it didn’t interrupt the lives of any bystanders, unless there was someone who needed to drive down that road. If you were someone who needed to drive down that road I’m sure you would’ve been annoyed. “Ugh, WHAT IS GOING ON IN FRONT OF ME?” Hahah. Otherwise, though, no one even had to see this if they didn’t want to! That’s great. More public marriage proposals like this. (But fewer using the song this one uses.) (Ugh, that song.) (“I want to write a song that people can use in their public marriage proposals.” – Bruno Mars’s songwriter.) (Via Rats Off!)