ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! IN THE PAST WE HAVE ALERTED YOU TO WHAT WE HAVE, OFTEN MISTAKENLY, PERCEIVED TO BE SIGNS OF THE ROBOT UPRISING. MANY OF THOSE WARNINGS HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, AND THAT IS FOR SURE OUR BAD, BUT DO LISTEN TO THIS MESSAGE AND PLEASE, I BEG YOU, HEED ITS WARNING. ...