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UHHHHHHH THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS GOTTEN WEIRD

By Kelly Conaboy / May 10, 2012 - 1:30 pm

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! IN THE PAST WE HAVE ALERTED YOU TO WHAT WE HAVE, OFTEN MISTAKENLY, PERCEIVED TO BE SIGNS OF THE ROBOT UPRISING. MANY OF THOSE WARNINGS HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, AND THAT IS FOR SURE OUR BAD, BUT DO LISTEN TO THIS MESSAGE AND PLEASE, I BEG YOU, HEED ITS WARNING. SO REMEMBER HOW WE WERE ALL SO NERVOUS THAT ROBOTS WOULD BECOME SELF-AWARE AND DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE, LEAVING EARTH BURNING IN THEIR WAKE? WELL, UH, I MEAN THERE’S DEFINITELY NO SAYING THAT THEY WON’T DO THAT, WE SHOULD ALL CONTINUE TO PAY ATTENTION AND PLAN FOR THE ALL-OUT HUMAN/ROBOT WAR, BUT ALSO ONE THING WE SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR IS THAT ROBOTS HAVE GOTTEN SUUUUPER WEIRD. LIKE, MAYBE A NSFW KIND OF WEIRD. AS IS TRUE WITH EACH PART OF THE ROBOT UPRISING, WE HUMANS HAVE A GOOD AMOUNT OF BLAME IN THE MATTER. FOR SOME REASON, FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS WARNING WE WILL NOT GO INTO THE PARTICULARS OF WHAT THAT REASON COULD BE, WE HAVE DONE THIS TO OURSELVES. BUT WHAT WAS ONCE UNDER ARE CONTROL HAS, WELL — JUST SEE FOR YOURSELF.

I DON’T KNOW. I REALLY JUST DO NOT KNOW. (Thanks for the tip, squidsquad.)