A Blair Witch Style Christian Horror Movie About Porn, Duh

By Kelly Conaboy / May 2, 2012

I’m not sure what part of “a Blair Witch style Christian horror movie about porn” you’re really having trouble understanding. Have you never seen The Blair Witch Project? I think it came out in the ’90s? It was about a few kids who went camping in search of the “Blair Witch” and they ended up in a basement — it was scarier than I’m making it sound — and now the girl from it grows marijuana for a living. Remember? There was that part where her nose was running and it was parodied a lot, really just up until recently I feel like? Right. Sooooo. What’s the problem? It’s like that. Like, just imagine the style of that movie for a second. And now imagine that it’s Christian and about porn, and it’s called Harmless. You getting it yet?

Just a classic spooky tale of a man buying boxes of pornography and eventually ending up in a graveyard with the girl from The Ring. WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND? (Via ChristianNightmares.)