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Somewhere All Of Your Dreams Are Realities

By Kelly Conaboy / April 30, 2012 - 3:30 pm

Printers can print food. Bugs don’t exist — especially not bed bugs. Teleportation has been developed, is widely used, free, and safe. The longest you can live is still around 100 years old, because why would you ever want to live longer than that, but most illnesses you would encounter before then have been cured. You can fly, but ONLY you. No one has ever even heard of acne, and your hair never does anything weird. You own a Click remote, but ONLY you, and you use it well. You are very good at cooking. Hogwarts exists. Somewhere. (Thanks for the tip, Werttrew!)