“Cops Find An Exploded Meth Lab In A Man’s Pants”

It seems a little unfair that we never get to hear from the man with an exploded meth lab in his pants HIMSELF. I’m sure he’d have a reasonable explanation to offer, and yet here we all are, sitting back and laughing as if having a recently-exploded meth lab in your pants was the most thoughtless thing we’ve heard, at the very least, all morning. DO YOUR JOB, JOURNALISTS! I’d hope that you’d at least remember to include the “REAL-LIFE BREAKING BAD” tag at the bottom. I know it’s Monday but COME ON. (Via Abroath.)