We Should Definitely All Enroll At Benedictine University

Here’s a quick overview of what the kids of today are into: low budget natural history exhibits in libraries, the band A-Ha!, soda fountains, jukeboxes, terrible green screen, dancing weirdly in study hall while people are trying to study, uhhh…a cafeteria full of women?, Leatherheads directed by George Clooney, horse drawn carts full of crates, women’s soccer, and swing dancing. Luckily, Benedictine University has it all! Strictly 4 tha kidz! (Thanks for the tip, Trey.)