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Miss Travel Seems Legitimate

By Gabe Delahaye / April 25, 2012 - 9:30 am

This seems like a great opportunity for beautiful young women to enjoy the traveling experiences of their dreams in a completely safe, respectful, legitimate, and FUN way. After Miss Travel has paired you with a doctor or a billionaire and confirmed your reservation, you just show up at 11PM at 456 Rape Street and ring the bottom buzzer. Everyone will make so many jokes about how it’s called Rape Street and how uncomfortable that makes everyone and oh my God, I know, who names a street Rape Street are you kidding? Then you’ll be handed a glass of champagne that is definitely champagne and nooooo, not all champagne has bubbles in it so just drink your champagne. Then it’s down into the basement because that’s where the airplanes are, silly! Are you nervous about this trip? So is he! Don’t bother packing any luggage, you’ll just buy all of the things that you need at a luxury store once you get to Caruba! Miss Travel also suggests that you leave your wallet, portable phone, and dental records at home because you simply won’t need them! Now, beautiful young ladies, get ready for the adventure of a lifetime with a wealthy man of your dreams. This is going to be very real. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)