ATTENTION: Miley Cyrus May Be Quitting Hollywood…FOR GOOD!

I’m not sure what we’re waiting for in holding off on changing the name of this blog to MileyCyrusand/ I don’t know about you, but I am getting a little tired of the current inaccuracy. In any case: Ladies and gentleman, I am so sorry about this news! Earlier in the week, an overwhelming percentage of you voted for Miley Cyrus in the Great All-Out War between Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Lawrence (the overwhelming percentage was 4%, which amounted to 34 of you, which was overwhelming because really? 34 of you?). But today it looks like your vote may have been cast on a woman who may be thinking of pulling out of the race for good. From Oh No They Didn’t:

The “Party in the U.S.A” star took it Twitter to let fans know she might be leaving Hollywood and heading back South.

“Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today,” she tweeted on April 5.

In the midst of rumors swirling around that Miley might be cutting herself and photos being snapped of her after pilates everyday, I can understand why she’s contemplating such a serious move, but I’m not so sure leaving for good is the right answer.

Haha, oh noooooooo! YOU GUYS, DID YOU EVEN READ THAT TWEET? Why can’t I hear ALL of your “noooooo”s? First of all, I’ve never heard of an actress hinting about quitting over Twitter and then ever backing down, and second of all, no please Miley Cyrus! Don’t move back to Nashville! WE NEED YOU HERE! In Hollywood! Where we can see photos of you walking your dog! And where you can make movies that some of us may have watched on Netflix one afternoon because sometimes that’s just where life takes you! So, please, help us keep Miley Cyrus in Hollywood and send your well-wishes to keepmileywhereshebelongs,inhollywood@officialmileycyrus.pleasedontleave.gmal. It only takes one person to change the world! (Miley Cyrus!)